“I think I am supposed to write something important in this space here.” – Bro
“I’ve been robbed by a sweet old lady in a motorized cart. I didn’t see it coming.”
– Lloyd Christmas
“I’m stupid. You’re smart. I was wrong. You were right. You’re the best. I’m the worst. You’re very good looking. I’m not attractive.” – Happy Gilmore
“Dad, you taught me everything I know about exterior illumination.” – Clark Griswold